My Car Has A Loud Ass Horn
My car has a seriously loud ass horn. I was in my garage, putting some stuff away when all of a sudden the alarm started going off for no reason. I didn’t have my keys with me and I didn’t accidentally set off the alarm. I will just say that the horn was rather obnoxiously loud! I was thinking maybe it was the Tesla and I could blame the Tesla but no, it was my car.
My car alarm interrupted my brilliant thinking! Brilliant thinking?? 🤨 It was about next December and the fact that that time would be past the midterm elections and how that time would soon be here, and then I thought that that was quite a cheery and optimistic thought. But then I realized that I don’t have a crystal ball and I don’t know what will have happened at that time. And I was being a normal person today and just busying myself with what I was doing and not thinking about these things prior to that. Alas, I don’t always want to think like a normal person.
I won! I won big!
Ah, Mr. Trump. I will never forget these words.
I won big! That sounds like something that a toddler would say. Silly Donald.
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