Christmas Reflections & I’m Going To Hell 🫢

 I’m going to hell.  I just thought of a question that I wanted to ask AI.  

I wanted to ask, “So what did the historical Joseph think when his wife became impregnated by God?”

I don’t know what has possessed me to find humor in this question? 🤭

Oops, is my lack of biblical religious knowledge showing much?  I did not know that Joseph and Mary were not yet married when the baby Jesus was conceived.  This does make sense I suppose for if they were already married at the time of conception, there would be no reason to surmise that the child being carried by Mary was not the son of Joseph.  Are these like Christmas reflections a few days late?

Jesus H Christ I’m an even bigger moron because I forgot that an important part about the Christmas story and the birth of Jesus is that it was an immaculate conception and a virgin birth.  The emphasis here being on the virgin part.  Mary would not have been a virgin if she was already married.  It’s tough to get old.  I try to work on keeping my brain sharp, but sometimes I can also be incredibly stupid as far as what I forget any neglect in my mental processing of things.  In my defense, I suppose it shouldn’t be surprising that I forget about the details of religion and Christianity because I don’t practice religion. 

I remember when I was young and growing up, my father once said that he believed that the virgin birth part of the story of Jesus was a crock of shit! 🫢  I learned the phrase “Jesus H Christ” from my father and his father.  I don’t recall what the H part was supposed to mean.  I don’t remember if I ever knew.  

I guess I’m not going to hell alone. 😛

Maybe the H was for holy?  I’m just guessing.  That does make sense.  

Wow, if these are my Christmas reflections, they are pretty demented.  Señor Trump has me beat though.  He is the king of demented holiday reflections, and messages!